A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.
The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.
Another doctor runs into the room and says,
"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you want.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."
The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."
The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"
这名男子说：“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心脏，而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"英语经典笑话：Social Worker 社会工作者
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
The two social workers turned and walked away .
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."
其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”英语经典笑话：Broken Finger断指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."